Jack Bauer Rocks the Party
What do LA-ers do on a Saturday night when they get tired of bar hopping and searching for the Kogi taco truck? They throw a house party!
This past Saturday my roommates (Serious ‘Stache contributors) and I decided to open our Beachwood Canyon abode to neighbors, friends, and apparently, Kiefer Sutherland. That’s the beauty of Los Angeles; you never know which inebriated movie star will totter through your door– even if it is 4am and you are the only one left standing, cleaning beer cans and cigarette butts off the floor. Kief walked in looking for a wild rager, only to find me in all my glory, knee deep in trash and clad in flannel pajama pants from 1997.
Word travels fast in Hollywood, but not quite fast enough for Old Kief to make it to the party on time. He was kind enough to bring a bottle of Jameson with him (it’s always polite to bring some alcohol to the party.)
I’ve gotta say, Kiefer turned out to be one hot fox and a very nice guy. He took time to chat with everyone (he’s sociable), complimented the house decor (he’s courteous), he offered me a swig from his bottle (he’s giving), and let me take a few iphone photos for my mom (she loves 24).
He also has a way with words, because as he was leaving he told me (and I quote) that he would “like to maul me like a Russian bear. Like. From that one movie. About a Russian. And a bear.”
I don’t know exactly what that means, but I will definitely take it from Jack Bauer.
My only regret from the night is that the pictures I took are now on perezhilton.com. I am regretful because I look like a heinous monster in one of them (thank G Perez had the decency to cover my face), but also because I feel responsible for shattering Kiefer’s squeaky clean image. I’m so sorry, Kief. Can I make it up to you over drinks? My treat, babe.
S.lo is a very serious ’stacher. She is the nightlife + events editor for www.seriousstache.com
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I am extremely sad that I have already left the party by the time he got there. He does seems like a pretty cool guy. I hope he still thinks the same about all of us after he ended up in perez.
And now its on TMZ http://www.tmz.com/2010/03/17/happy-st-patricks-day-kiefer-sutherland/
well obviously you werent the only one left standing. its unfortunate that you let someone into your home only to then post on this web site about them in your snarky manner. guess you got your 10 sec of fame. seems odd that the pics got off your phone and on these sites all by themselves.
my god, our first hate comment! we nearly feel like we’ve made it..
to be frank, we were excited to have kiefer over & texted the pics to our friends who’d get a kick out of it. turns out, living in la, a lot of people know paps. it was passed on via picture text.
i might believe you if your posting wasnt so snarky. if you were glad to have him over why are you calling him an alcoholic.
can’t you ladies strive for anything higher in life? im sure you can.:)
Oh Beanie,
I was going to remain silent but I just can’t any longer! The article was meant to be a response to finding my iphone photos scattered about the internet. It’s not my fault I sent it to a dear friend who has a nice little blog for his pals, and one of these pals happens to be a paparazzi, now is it? I also didn’t say anything about him that people haven’t already said much more harshly, so relax baby, be cool. And don’t insult my intelligence.
You should also know that if I reallllly wanted my “10 secs of fame”, I would have posed nude with him.
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Girls:
I am so proud of all of you!
Great job! Keep up the good work!
Love,
E’s Mom
Thanks for the pics and the story. Kiefer looks fine and even though the pics made their way to some of the blogs they haven’t been harsh or mean at all.
I am afraid I have to agree with Beanie on this! The photos should not have got onto any pap blogs at all. If you had wanted to be discreet you would have told your dear friend to keep it to him/her self. And why would you want to join the other idiots in calling him an alcoholic or any of the horrid names they go at him with???!!!
I also don’t think you have the guts to pose nude for your 10 secs of fame. This is enough for you. Everyone has now seen the photos and have read about it! You don’t even sound genuinely sorry about what you did to Kiefer. I would think he would have got wind of this story by now even if he has not read or seen it. I REALLY do hope that he does think less of you now and regrets ever being in your party!!
“You should also know that if I reallllly wanted my “10 secs of fame”, I would have posed nude with him.”
You linked your site off of perezhilton so we could get the “full story”, so yeah, you’re obviously looking for your 10 seconds of fame. Though I’d have to say it’s more like 3 seconds. Really, who cares what some gossip whore things about Kiefer drinking a beer in your house? Post some pictures on your own site, say you had a good time and be done with it.
I don’t understand — why all the fuss? S.Lo is a babe, and she is right. There is nothing ground breaking is her well written post. And why wouldn’t she share the photos? Kiefer rolled to her party. It’s kinda rad.
Oh Beanie, trolling celebrity gossip sites in search of a place to put your banal, disapproving comment, are we? Can’t you strive for anything higher?
beanie sucks!
thisisnotnews you obviously read perezhilton. this means that 1) you frequent gossip sites 2)you cared enough to follow that link to this website… so really your post is just kind of stupid and hypocritical. Why do you care if someone saw that their pictures had been pilfered, and decided to blog about it? Srsly. Get a hobby other than destroying young people’s blogging dreams.
It’s a funny article, and anyone with half a brain would get that it’s not showing off, its just some silly thing meant to amuse.
Funny article.
Here’s why people say mean things, by the way. thought id share.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dCiageqMHJc
[...] What happens when you throw a house party in Hollywood and you leave your door open to any an all comers? Well, you never know who might come stumbling over your threshhold … unannounced … at 4AM … after the party is long over … which is exactly what happened last Saturday here in SoCal when Kiefer Sutherland did that exact thing at a house party here in LA. Here is a pic of the Kief along with an explanation by the host of said house party: [...]
Just saw these… this is hilarious.
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Super post, tienen que marcarlo en Digg
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