“It’s not about a one-night stand, but more about having so much fun with your friends that you passed out with your clothes on, and boom!–you wake up and you’re trying to get your jam on at that bomb ass taco truck by the lake.”

This past Saturday my roommates (Serious ‘Stache contributors) and I decided to open our Beachwood Canyon abode to neighbors, friends, and apparently, Kiefer Sutherland. That’s the beauty of Los Angeles; you never know which inebriated movie star will totter through your door– even if it is 4am and you are the only one left standing, cleaning beer cans and cigarette butts off the floor.

Trust me, I understand and sympathize with the weird nostalgia and symbolism embodied in the emergence of Depression-era chic. But come on, the 1930’s were so 2009. If we want to pull ourselves out of this slump, we better start acting like another generation… and I have just the idea!

In times like these, it seems the only solution is to get resourceful. Forget the typical black-and-white trash-bin lining lists of unremarkable achievements. The below “resume” is one of the most brash, unique and controversial reactions to the Wall street roller-coaster we have all been bound to for the past year and a half.

So, what exactly is Hausu? That is the question that has plagued me since leaving the theater. I honestly cannot describe the movie I just saw. The film is a mishmash of horror, unintentional comedy, juvenile special effects, with a dash of daytime children’s show thrown in for good measure. To try and describe the plot of the movie would only make my brain implode and my eyes bleed. And ironically enough, it is this horrifying hodge-podge of cinematic effort that makes this film a must-see.

I have never been one to even entertain the idea of standing in a mile-long line for a Dane Cook show, so perhaps my radar for what works or doesn’t work in comedy is largely misguided. But one thing is a surety: I’ll sit in a crowded, tiny room, on a stair in the corner to see Taylor Bos perform again.

Serious Stache is just launching, so stay tuned for content.