[Izzy's] self-described “humanized forms of whatever I’m feeling,” view like a greatest hits compilation of the likes of Goya, Dali and Chagall, though she certainly maintains a vision and integrity all her own.

Trust me, I understand and sympathize with the weird nostalgia and symbolism embodied in the emergence of Depression-era chic. But come on, the 1930’s were so 2009. If we want to pull ourselves out of this slump, we better start acting like another generation… and I have just the idea!

In times like these, it seems the only solution is to get resourceful. Forget the typical black-and-white trash-bin lining lists of unremarkable achievements. The below “resume” is one of the most brash, unique and controversial reactions to the Wall street roller-coaster we have all been bound to for the past year and a half.