Gentrification makes me skeptical.

Friends of the ‘Stache are back by popular demand, SNEAKY NIETZSCHE will re-open its portal to the public every Saturday in October (Oct 2 – Oct 30, 2010) from 9pm-Midnight, with a special night of mischief to honor All Hallows Eve on Oct 30, 2010.

No, your eyes do not deceive you, that’s “Indian Burritos.” As in, a whole new dimension of fusion cuisine. As in, Koji ain’t got nothin’ on it.

It’s 2 a.m., and the “frenzy” of last call doesn’t seem to be settling very well in your stomach. Where will you ever find a civilized dining establishment to quell your drunken munchies and tomorrow’s hangover? Or are you doomed to “double down” at KFC? What follows is a solid list of late night options for those times when you’re drunkenly drawing a blank.